Hey, Did I Tell You I Ran a Marathon?

If you missed PART ONE, read that first. Or you can read this, then go back and read part one.  I'm not too picky. Ok.  Hold onto your hats. Here comes...

PART TWO

As we crossed over the starting line, I hit my Garmin in time with the beeping of the timing mats.  My goals for the run were as follows:

Stretch Goal:  Finish in 4 hours, 30 minutes, or less.

Realistic Goal:  Finish in under 5 hours, based on training runs and knowing that I would have to run 10 kilometres more than I ever had in my whole, entire life.

Ultimate Goal:  Finish the race.

Ideally without having injuries,

stomach upset,

OR hypothermia.

The wheelchair marathoners went first.  Then, the marathon runners.  The half-marathon runners.  The half-marathon walkers. The marathon walkers.  Yes.  Some people walk an entire marathon!  Is that nuts or what?

So off we went.  Erika instructed Ann Marie to be on my left shoulder, and she took the right, essentially flanking me.

Have I mentioned how awesome these two are?

We started the run with a 200 foot climb at mile 1.  It lasted 1.5 miles, and then we turned around and went back down the hill, easing out onto some flat running for the next 6.5 miles. Along most of the way we had spectators cheering us on, bands playing fun music, and a variety of colourful characters.

There were cheerleaders.

And pirates offering high fives!

Though I really could have done without them shooting their pistols into the air.

People in many of the neighbourhoods lined the streets and cheered us on.

Poor Ann Marie. Such a long name to be squished onto a race bib.

The race provided water and electrolytes, pretzels and gummy bears, and Vaseline on a stick for those who needed to reduce, um, chafing.  However, it all was available at the same time and led to occasional confusion.

Some of the middle miles of the race were pretty drab and spectator-free, so I plugged in my earbuds for some musical distraction.  It worked for a few minutes, but then I started hearing a strange noise. All three of us heard it.  It was so annoying.

It turned out one runner was wearing a heart rate monitor and was consistently running at a higher level than she had programmed into her device.  It was warning her that she was running too fast or hard.

Did I say how annoying it was?

As for my own race plan, I managed to keep around my goal pace, between 10:50 and 11:30, until we had 2 sequential hills at miles 16 and 17.  And then my pace took a dive by about an entire minute per mile.  It was tough going for a bit, but my mantra of one foot in front of the other, and my awesome friends, got me through.

Once we got back to the friendly neighbourhoods we came across lots of signs.

Well, as long as you promise.

So true.

Who asked you?

And with the race being just a day or two into the government shutdown:

Nope. No political comment here.  Moving along. *Giggle.*

Not only were the spectators and volunteers encouraging, but so were the runners!  I had made us race shirts and the back of mine said "First time marathoner".  It was incredible how many people asked me how my race was going!  They also had great things to say to my coach (Erika) and the birthday girl (Ann Marie).

As I mentioned, there were some very quiet stretches of road.  During these moments I had some doubts about my ability to finish the race, as I was getting pretty sore.

And tired.

But then I reminded myself that even though I was hurting, it was ok, because running a marathon is SUPPOSED to be hard.

Well, for some people.

She also checked in with Dr. Tim a few times.

This led me to a clear decision sense of melodrama.

Long distances might make me a little delirious.  (She chose to stay, by the way.)

Erika, of course, was no slouch either.  She was a great motivational speaker throughout the race.

Though I was not much good on the conversation side of things.

She also kept all our friends and family up to date in real time!

At one point we were running across one of the bridges, sometime beyond 22.8 miles, when a though occurred to me:

24 miles seemed like an adequately generous distance.

By the time we FINALLY got to mile 25 and change, we saw TriGuy and smiled for the camera.

Some of us might have also waved like a maniac.

We rounded the corner into the final stretch and came face to face with a glorious finish line!

Such an incredible moment.

Once we crossed the finish line we got our medals and space blankets.

Then we were handed popsicles.

Easily the best popsicle I've ever had in my entire life.

All I wanted to do was to join the many people who had parked their rears on the curb, but Erika insisted we keep walking because it was better for us.  She was so right.

As we continued to walk, we picked up more food.

We were each given a rose and two  satchels with a commemorative coin and a charm that's a mini version of the medal.

Then we got our finisher shirts.

We stopped for some photos, then met with our supporters, showered, and ate all the food at Wild Buffalo Bill's.

You guys, there are not enough words in the English language (or any other) to express how amazing this experience was.  Having my friends run with me, having TriGuy there, and all the support from family, friends and readers was just phenomenal.

And now, a little food for thought, especially for those of you who don't happen to run ultras and Ironman races:
I was NEVER an athlete growing up.  But since 2009 I have taken up racing, initially to hang out with my friends, then to really find out what I could do with this body.

This delicate, sensitive, always- getting-injured body.

I had no plans whatsoever to ever run a marathon.  But once I started running more, the idea kept creeping into my head.  When people would ask me why I wanted to, the answer was always "Because it's there."  Because really, I needed to know if I could do it.

I spent the last 4 years learning from my injuries and setbacks, as well as from my successes.  This summer I finally felt like *maybe* I was ready to train for a marathon.  There were a lot of skeptics, myself included.  But aside from being slower than I wanted, nothing went wrong with this race.

It was perfect.

And as for my finish time?

BONUS For those of you who read this whole thing, here is an extra little something:

Our shirts.  Front:

And back:

Ann Marie dancing.

Erika cheering at the finish.

Erika yelling that I was about to cross my first marathon finish line!

And finally, the official race photo that Erika bought for me!

That's it.  The longest post I've ever written about the longest race I've ever run.

Phew.

Thanks for reading!



UPCOMING POSTS: RUNNING IN PARIS, RUNGER, 5Ks

Who's up for a little weekend Moonshine with Yeah Write?

How Do You Know if Someone ( LIKE ME!) Ran a Marathon??

Don't worry,

After months and months and months of training I was sort of not at all ready for the Portland Marathon weekend.

But here is how it went down.

In two parts.

PART ONE

I knew that I had an incredibly fun weekend ahead of me.  Until it snowed somewhere and Erika's flight to Seattle was CANCELED. We just knew right then that the weekend. Was. Ruined.

Luckily, with much cunningness, and the fact that she had paid for a ticket and it was not her fault that it snowed, she was able to get a new flight out the next day to meet us in Portland!

On Saturday, TriGuy and I kidnapped Ann Marie at the craaaaazy early hour of 11 am, and we were on our way!

I was trying to be zen on the drive.

And during lunch.

And during the expo.

I was not very successful.

Though I did enjoy running into Zoe from RunZoeRun, who was manning the Nuun booth all by herself!

That evening at the hotel, Erika and I reviewed what I would wear on the run.  I had brought layers.

Also:

Having settled that decision, I also chose not to wear my fuel belt.  Instead, I stuffed 2.5 packets of Sport Beans into one package.

With nothing left to do, we all went to bed. I slept a bit the night before the race.  One of my biggest concerns was that there was no microwave in our room and I didn't know how I would get hot water for my oatmeal.

This may seem like a small thing, but if I didn't have hot water, I wouldn't be able to eat my gluten-free oatmeal, which meant I wouldn't be able to eat anything for breakfast, and how would I run-twenty-six-point-two-miles-with-no-food-omg-that-is-impossible-I-will-have-to-drop-out-of-the-race-and-I-worked-so-hard-and-people-came-all-this-way-to-run-with-me...

It was a long night.

At about 5 a.m. I finally took TriGuy's advice and called down to the front desk to request hot water. They happily provided me with a full teapot.

It was a wish come true, and all was well in my world again.

Originally, I had packed just enough oatmeal for breakfast, but then thought it would be better to bring more.  It was a great idea until I realized I had to pour most of it out into, um...

What exactly?

I improvised.

In hindsight, I probably could have just asked for a bowl.

Anyhoo, after breakfast we met up with Ann Marie and hung out with her in-laws and TriGuy for awhile, taking pictures, stopping at the port-a-potties, and finding our corral.

The race announcer started us off with a moment of silence for Boston.

We then sang the national anthem, followed by Sweet Caroline.

Before we knew it, our corral was racing walking increasingly more quickly to the starting line. I may or may not have hyperventilated into my hat for a moment, and then we were off!



Stay tuned for PART TWO!!

UPCOMING POSTS: PART TWO, THEN WE WILL BACKTRACK TO MORE SUMMER RACE RECAPS AND MARATHON TRAINING

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